Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness! Recovering Grammys viewer Joan Summers is reporting from Kardashian Rehab somewhere in upstate New York. Despite insisting I do not have a problem, my editors stuck me in beauty guru jail to work out my demons. Ignoring that advice, let’s dive in! Advertisement In Touch: Let’s pause and contemplate the soulless gaze of known chaos merchant Kim Kardashian West. I blame her lifetime spent directing the entropic decay slowly consuming our universe (but I’m open to suggestions!) As for Lamar Odom’s upcoming memoir, sources claim the former NBA star was paid a whopping $10 million for his Kardashian expose. Here’s some possible allegations: Advertisement KKW held off on divorcing MAGA advocate Kanye West due to his mental health. Kylie Jenner cheated on alleged rapper Tyga with a Floridian named Stitches. Proactiv saleswoman Kendall Jenner was pressured into breast surgery by Kris Jenner. The identity … [Read more...] about This Week In Tabloids: Are Justin & Hailey Bieber Proof That Heterosexuality Should Be Illegal?
Despite all the cool productivity porn modern technology has birthed, the Holy Grail for me is simple: I want to create and edit plain text from anywhere (desktop/tablet/phone), and I want the results to sync flawlessly between devices. And now I can. Ubiquitous capture—that is, the ability to snag any thought or idea any time and any where it happens to crop up—is a key component to nearly every productivity philosophy. You want to capture those fleeting ideas before they're gone, and you don't want to waste brain power obsessing over remembering it until you can write it down somewhere. Below, I'll walk you through the best ubiquitous capture system I've ever encountered. Advertisement First, a note: What works best for me may not be what works best for you. A lot of people prefer applications like Evernote, which lets you capture nearly any form of text or media you want and is accessible via the web, desktop applications, and smartphone apps. Personally, Evernote's … [Read more...] about The Holy Grail of Ubiquitous Plain-Text Capture
Anytime a new wave of components hits the market, computer makers (and gamers) start counting down the days until they can put those parts in actual systems. So to coincide with the launch of new processors from Intel, new graphics cards from Nvidia, and new availability of some AMD chips, Asus revamped almost every gaming laptop it makes. First up is Asus’ line of 15-inch ROG Zephyrus laptops, which for 2019 are getting split into three different tiers: S, M, and G. Following in the footsteps of the 17-inch Zephyrus S GX701, the Zephyrus S GX502 represents the best tech Asus can cram in a 15-inch gaming laptop including a new 9th-gen Intel Core i7-9750H CPU, up to an Nvidia RTX 2070 GPU, and a new super-fast 240Hz display with an impressive 3ms repose time, factory Pantone calibration, and G-Sync support. Advertisement Next, we come to the 15-inch Zephyrus M GU502, which Asus is positioning as a more affordable, mainstream option featuring the same Intel 9750H CPU and … [Read more...] about Asus Basically Overhauled Its Entire Gaming Laptop Lineup With Faster Everything